Things I Like #2.5: Procrastinating
Hello friends,
A real instance of a Thing I Like will be out later this week, but I coincidentally have a writing packet due Monday so I can’t really justify spending time writing something for you when I should be writing jokes. Here are a list of things I have done to avoid working on this packet:
cleaned my cat’s litterbox
exercised
cleaned and swept my room
bought a 200 dollar vacuum from the internet
sauteed kale with some bacon and then immediately threw it out because it looked too greasy
draino-ed a sink
went on a walk around my neighborhood in which i spent money on multiple things I did not need
got in a fight on twitter
watched a pro wrestler i think is cute play resident evil 3 on twitch
wrote this list